6 REASONS
You Need a Battle Bottle
Advice From a Retired Army Ranger Diagnosed With Microplastics in His Body
Look, I’ve tried them all—Yeti, Stanley, you name it. Bottom line: most water bottles contain more microplastics than they lead on and over time they will eventually make it into your body. I’m living proof. I might be retired from the Ranger Regiment, but I still need gear I can trust. If you do too, this bottle’s worth a look.
5 Reasons Why You Need a Battle Bottle
Advice From A Retired Army Ranger
Thanks to Yeti, Stanley, etc., there are a lot of water bottles out there. But I've learned that not all bottles are created equally. Most aren't cut out for the rigors of hard life and hard work. And while I may be retired from spec ops missions and active duty, I still want daily gear that can keep up.
You don't have to be in the military - this bottle is built to support all kinds of active lifestyles. Check it out!
01
Built Like a Tank
The Battle Bottle is forged from premium stainless steel so it won’t buckle, break, or poison your water like flimsy plastic. It’s mission-ready when you are.
“Weak bottles poison your water. Stainless steel Battle Bottles protect it.”
02
Keeps You Safe From Microplastics
Say goodbye to swallowing plastic fragments with every sip. Research shows bottled water can contain up to 240,000 microplastic particles per bottle. The Battle Bottle contains zero.
- No leaching chemicals
- Built to battle microplastics
- Because your health—and your future—matter
03
Protect Your Most Important Assets
Studies reveal microplastics have even been found in testicular tissue. Our stainless steel design helps you avoid ingesting toxic plastic. It’s time to defend your jewels.
“330 micrograms of plastic were found in testicles—steel up against toxic testicles.”
04
Ultra-Tough Carry Sleeve for Utility & Style
The Battle Bottle has a rugged, military-inspired sleeve that isn't just for show. It carries extra gear, paracord, or anything you need to stay mission-ready. Attach it to your backpack or belt and roll out.
- MOLLE-compatible for extra attachments
- Built to handle harsh conditions
- Perfect for the gym, range, or weekend adventures
05
Doubles as Your EDC Powerhouse
From the daily commute to an all-day hike, the Battle Bottle is your everyday carry champion. Hydrate safely, store essentials, and look good doing it.
“Stainless Steel. Tactical Design. Freakin’ Awesome.”
06
It’s Freakin’ Awesome
Let’s be honest: it looks badass, lasts a lifetime, and keeps plastic far from your lips—and your…you know. ‘Nuff said.
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As a welder, I love having the woodland bottle. It keeps my water cold all day while working.
NICK B.
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My husband absolutely LOVES his bottle! Fabulous design, functional and durable.
JACKIE E.
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These are excellent bottles. This is the third one I've purchased.
RALPH D.
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Working Security. Swing shift on a construction project,. Keeps my drink icy 24+ hours, handy pouches and Molle, for extra items.
SAMUEL H.
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This is way more than a water bottle. It goes where I go and my pockets stay empty. FIVE STARS.
DEREK H.
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I love the 64 oz battle bottle its so functional and tactical I love being able to keep my water cold for long periods of time.
LOGAN W.
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As a welder, I love having the woodland bottle. It keeps my water cold all day while working.
NICK B.
VERIFIED PURCHASE
My husband absolutely LOVES his bottle! Fabulous design, functional and durable.
JACKIE E.
VERIFIED PURCHASE
These are excellent bottles. This is the third one I've purchased.
RALPH D.
VERIFIED PURCHASE
Working Security. Swing shift on a construction project,. Keeps my drink icy 24+ hours, handy pouches and Molle, for extra items.
SAMUEL H.
VERIFIED PURCHASE
This is way more than a water bottle. It goes where I go and my pockets stay empty. FIVE STARS.
DEREK H.
VERIFIED PURCHASE
I love the 64 oz battle bottle its so functional and tactical I love being able to keep my water cold for long periods of time.
LOGAN W.
VERIFIED PURCHASE
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Stop drinking microplastics—start fueling your body the right way. Pick your Battle Bottle and step up to stainless steel. Your health (and your manhood) will thank you.
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